chapter four starts with tweek waking up to being cuddled with craig and will be from tweeker’s perspective : )
When Tweek wakes up,
It takes everything in his human power to not move a muscle. As a matter of fact— it’s taking so much will, so much dedication, this could be cited as proof that Tweek isn’t human. His fingers itch to tap against Craig’s chest, his legs long to shake, and his neck is cramping from an unanswered desire to twitch— but Tweek plays dead.
so tweek wakes up, freaks out, plays dead until craig gets up to go shower hears him listening to music that he recommended :3ccc anyway he buries his face in the sheets and smells [what craig smells like]
This is hard. This is so, so hard. It’s terribly, horribly, absolutely hard.
And the worst of it is— it’s because it’s so easy. Jesus Christ, why did he agree to this? It’s much too much pressure. Tweek hasn’t felt this anxious in ages.
He prayed to whatever god was out there that Craig couldn’t tell he had morning wood. It didn’t help he kept dreaming about Craig pulling up that red Champion sweatshirt all night. God damn it. He couldn’t even jerk off freely here.
This was so fucking hard.
theyre gonna go to mcdonalds. craig is gonna order a mcdouble and only get a single patty. it will be a good time to reflect on craig’s emotions (and how they actually come off to tweek)
but also From Yui: “and when ordering a mcdouble to get a single patty vs just ordering a normal. whatever a normal burger is in mcdonalds speech he’s like well i couldve avoided myself the hassle if i did this all along which would get me the same end result and since tweek is there who he is hopelessly in love with and would die for and maybe he has been deliberating whether to fess up about being In Love to tweek he reflects on his decisions about the confession bc like the mcdouble it’ll end up w the same result which is like. The Truth and moving on to a better place or a better point in the relatiomship bc they’re good enough friends that craig doesnt think tweek will reject his friendship just bc craig was like yea im totally in love w u my guy so craig then. reflects. after his mcdouble. with a single patty that’s. that’s what i got”
“Oh my fucking god.”
“What?”
“You’ve gotta be kidding me.” “They gave me a single patty.”
“Okay?”
“Not okay, Tweek. This is a McDouble. Double the patty.” “I have one patty.”
“Go ask for a new one, then.”
“I already ate half of it.”
“And you just noticed?”
“I didn’t think I’d have to be vigilant about my fucking sandwich.”
“Fine, I’ll go ask—”
“No, it’s fine Tweek”
“You paid for a McDouble! If you won’t get it, I will”
“Tweek.” “I promise, it’s fine.”
“Okay. Suffer with your single patty.”
he ponders the pain for a moment and tweek laughs. “I think I’ll live.”
then they come home/laura calls and mom starts recruiting the two of them for help around the house either by going to the grocery store or starting to put up decorations
so she leaves them alone to put up decor and they get Funky with it y’all know what i mean (i have no idea what i mean)
and they get interrupted by thomas coming home from work/laura from the grocery store who is just like “you two are useless. go decorate elsewhere.”
“Your sister is coming home tonight and your aunt is coming in two days. I want this place looking like Kris Kringle’s asshole.”
tricia comes home that night and tweek sees a side of craig not seen at school: him being a Daniel, jumping onto her bed just to mess it up
and they have another dinner of interrogation from tricia
“so how’d you two meet”
so the chapter ends after another dicussion and them laying in bed. tweek apologizes for basically cuddling him and craig is like nah dude it’s like. totally chill. and tweek is like maybe we should sleep in different beds if it’s gonna bother you? and craig is gonna be forced to be like “.......... no it’s totally chill” to which tweek is like Thank God cause he definitely liked it too
and it ends the way it began, with craig’s arm around tweek and tweek’s cold hands on him, and both are still kind of awake